There was a post on that other site a few years back where someone found a locked safe and posted about it. I wanna say they were asking for advice about how to open it (I’m fuzzy there), but it turned into this whole thing where it felt the whole internet was hanging on a cliff edge, waiting to see what was in it. People were guessing, making bets, giving advice, promising first born etc.

Nothing. There was nothing in it. It was empty the whole time. A little piece of me died that day.

Half a map

Bruh. I had almost managed to forget.

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Well I never!

Enlighten me.

That’s literally the definition of biggotry.

As a potato I don’t find any of this funny at all.

So pro life.

What a bigoted thing to say.

Fraud with a very clear paper trail! They’re literally signing their name to it lol.

This is what peak pro-life looks like.

I love blowing my Fagott.

And my vote in Oklahoma…oh fuck it who are we kidding lol. Meaningless. I still do it though.

Woooooo!

I won’t believe paying fast workers a liveable wage necessitates the rise in cost unless there’s hard data behind that. Sure, it’s likely a necessity to continue profit growth quarter after quarter, but I’d wager they’re able to continue making massive profits even with having to pay their staff like they’re humans.

I agree with you about fast food though. We’ll be better off without them. Fuck em.

Hey, I can edit too: You never said gross prior to your edit, you were talking about consumer costs. I’m still not yet a believer, but I Iove you :)

I mean, runtimes can be a legit reason to say something’s not working.

What a garbage place.

"Freedom of religion!

… As long as it’s ours"

At the very least I’d try to clean up that fuzzy condition on behavior to anticipate any bad or inconsistent data entry.

WHERE UPPER(TRIM(behavior)) = ‘NICE’

Depending on the possible values in behavior, adding a wildcard or two might be useful but would need to know more about that field to be certain. Personally I’d rather see if there was a methodology using code values or existing indicators instead of a string, but that’s often just wishful thinking.

Edit: Also, why dafuq we doing a select all? What is this, intro to compsci? List out the values you need, ya heathen ;)

(This is my favorite Xmas meme lol)