That would then be an entirely different situation?

It’s mp3 quality through an old tiny battery driven DAC…

The most water-like thing I am allowed by your very contrived rules. Maybe water with two slices of cucumber.

Chill people usually don’t go straight to waving their constitutional rights in other people’s faces at the first sign of any minor disagreement.

RIP everyone who doesn’t live exactly on the ecliptic.

The amount of time which the sun shines has very little to do with half of 24 hours most of the year where I live.

Why would it be redundant? You can’t even get past the main function before dealing with a char**

According to an unsourced claim on Wikipedia, “repetition is the essential comedic device”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedic_device

Hire someone to manage my money.