Sounds like a smart socket might do what you need, externally, with some coding.

Where’s Wilson?

The finger pointed at the fish tank.

Trump is the new covid?

I microwaved a few from 2008 last month. They smell of cancer if you do that though.

There’s something down there!

My phone was on 5% battery so I turned it off. While sitting on the shitter, I examined its pale blue body (Moto g84) and observed the dents on the edges from the times it had fallen to a hard surface.

I reminisced back 30 years when it would have been a Phillips, Hanimex, Aiwa or Sony walkman that had been my similar constant companion, whose design was etched in my memory after months or years of use.

They’re kind of right. We don’t see the phone for what it is, but rather for what it displays; although the intimate knowledge of the contols of the phone remain.

A multimeter on DC.

My account too new to post images, so…

https://imgflip.com/tag/bucket?sort=latest&after=2frlc2

But yeah, don’t finger kids.

I might take it apart and put the innards in my 85 Bluebird for fun. But it’s probably DRM’d so who knows when it’ll kill itself. It’d be like driving an HP printer - get in one day and the bastard will say PC LOAD LETTER, or more contemporary, “Problem with the ink system.”

You’ll get arrested if it’s in your bash history.

Finding specific words in an MP3 log file for our radio station. Free app called Vibe transcribes locally.

No, but now I’m half the Wolfenstein chicken dinner sound in my head…

Must have been a massive monitor.

Aah well, time for a brake.

Principal.

(yeah I know it’s rude to correct spelling, but if you want to impress him, spelling his title correctly may help.)

I don’t think GPU are used for bitcoin any more? You need ASICs to be able to hope for any return on investment.

Orange smoke?

Trans or not, I don’t fancy being under Trump.

Does a squirrel listen and determine good pope, bad pope?