not cat but dog:
My friends mother got a dog and booth the friend and the mother picket her up to let the dog sit on their lap.

I am not a dog person so i even highten my knees a bit but the dog still jumped.
It would have likely never come back if i pushed her off me but it was very funny for me to hear the other two complain that the dog never jumps on their laps.

it is funny but is it true?

Edit: seems true, here is a pic from wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R/place

if you dont make 10 requests per second and maybe even fetch the data from another instance like this https://iusearchlinux.fyi/c/memes@lemmy.ml i dont think it matters too much on the bandwidth side. I dont really know about the other more technical sides :/

as a little kid when i have been asked to clean up some stuff i often started a browser game what was about cleaning up

what?

what about making the community and post stuff on booth?
(here for advertisement)

Sub.rehab is good too, i suggest checking booth out

and here is a full version of a tableflipstory i found somewhere:
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
FLIP THAT TABLE.

┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ)
FLIP THIS TABLE.

┻━┻ ︵ ＼(‘0’)/／ ︵ ┻━┻
FLIP ALL THE TABLES

ಠಠ Son…

ಠ_ಠ Put.

ಠಠ The tables.

ಠ__ಠ Back.

(╮°-°)╮┳━┳
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER!!!

have this instead:
ಥ_ಥ
ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ
(╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
and
(⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻ ┻⁠━⁠┻⁠︵⁠└⁠(⁠՞⁠▽⁠՞⁠ ⁠└⁠)

Yesterday i talked to a guy who is convinced that unix is a programming language and not an operating system. To top it he told he worked with it

what about counting on an integer overflow to add moro humans so the overpopulation gets much worse

i choose it out of 3 reasons:

• does not defederate much as i recall
• is i think a smaller of the bigger ones so it has content and the “user weight” gets distributed, so this is only a half reason
• funne name

But feel free te edit it, a mayor problem my text has it that it does not suggest apps and how to use them

my copyPasta:

wanna join the fediverse?

if not you can still look for alternatives on r/redditalternatives

Quick Quick start: open https://sh.itjust.works/ and consume the content. (could press on the all button next to the local button for more variety)

For a quicker start i suggest https://sub.rehab or https://browse.feddit.de/ to look out for communities that have your content.

If you wanna join lemmy please use a smaller instance like the recommondeed here: https://github.com/maltfield/awesome-lemmy-instances (simply take on of the recommondeed, makes less of a difference than you think)

When you click on one you go directly to the content without the need for a log in.

Here you can roughly see how lemmy, Kbin, Beehaw and Mastodon are working: https://i.imgur.io/Hoc5dXU_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

and for farming they pollute the air with Dihydrogenmonoxid

then i comment!!!1!111!!!

if you want to convine others here is a copyPasta that should work sometimes at least:
my copyPasta: wanna join the fediverse?

if not you can still look for alternatives on r/redditalternatives

Quick Quick start: open https://sh.itjust.works/ and consume the content. (could press on the all button next to the local button for more variety)

For a quicker start i suggest https://sub.rehab or https://browse.feddit.de/ to look out for communities that have your content.

If you wanna join lemmy please use a smaller instance like the recommondeed here: https://github.com/maltfield/awesome-lemmy-instances When you click on one you go directly to the content without the need for a log in.

Here you can roughly see how lemmy, Kbin, Beehaw and Mastodon are working: https://i.imgur.io/Hoc5dXU_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

when i understand it correctly a larger army of russian forces retreated in the last week and they did knew about wagner following their path. But then someone in the russian army said they should plant mines and with that they cut off the wagner group whar is their ally. And now the wagner group tries to pull out as much people as possible. Correct me if i am wrong

dont go to far, that could be pressuring

noticed my typo, did work
medival -> medieval

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/14gufv5/going_medieval/

did not work somehow, first i did not include medival in title but the second time i did and instandly a bot throwed it away. I hope on another try it works

here is the copy paste text that i would have included:
Original Post: https://lemmy.world/post/460846

Quick Quick start: open https://sh.itjust.works/ and consume the content. (could press on the all button next to the local button for more variety)

For a quicker start i suggest https://sub.rehab or https://browse.feddit.de/ to look out for communities that have your content.

If you wanna join lemmy please use a smaller instance or simply go with one like https://sh.itjust.works/ or look for one here: https://join-lemmy.org/instances. When you click on one you go directly to the content without the need for a log in.
Here you can roughly see how lemmy, Kbin, Beehaw and Mastodon are working: https://i.imgur.io/Hoc5dXU_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=high