Sounds more like bad porn writing than Dress and Appearance!

Skirts are optional. One of the authorized items that can be worn by women.

We have “dress” skirt uniforms, unless you’re alluding to “combat” skirts.

Yea, but we never refer to ourselves as officers. Just NCOs.

Petty Officer First Class is an Enlisted rank.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

Great man, that George Carlin, great man.