KrakBamKrak@lemm.eetoMildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•So many spammers I just get it over as quicky as possible these daysEnglish
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1 year agoI love keeping them on the phone as long as possible! It’s damn-near a hobby of mine.
Today I got one I’ve never heard before. They were from the “Automobile Collision” Company that said they have money for me from my accident! I like free money…let’s do this!
They transferred me three times up the chain…final one was their lawyer - that’s where the call dropped. Suffice it to say…I was disappointed to not hear the end.
One of my favorites, in case y’all would like to use it - I claimed (in a Southern drawl) I was an Alligator Hunter…in Nevada. “Business is a bit slow…and I can’t go to the zoo no more.” Kept them on the line for 44 minutes…almost beat my record.
I’m going all-in on shitpost.
Military personnel are still just people doing the job…just like the rest of us.