They’re packed full of vitamins and good for you

You sound salty about their take on amazeballs.

And even if it isn’t, then you’ll have Swiss cheese.

I would watch only to find out if they are secretly renting out their spaces on Sunday as holy ghost kitchens.

And with no more competition, they’ll go all fancy. Makes one wonder where you’d be able to get a decent burger anymore.

“Give-a-shitter”

Lol

I may borrow this.

I find it useful when the fly won’t land, I can usually swat it in midair. It’s also my backup weapon when I go to spray hornets nests.

Isn’t that essentially one of the features of Discord?

It’s not for me. I prefer text so I can think out my words.

May he live long enough to become the thing he hates

We had one neighbor leave their tree up all year in a corner window. They just changed the color of the lights and the decorations to match holiday du jour. I always looked forward to one of their resets.

Did you just “all lives matter” me? I do care about all animals, but hunting species that are barely clinging to existence is the topic of assholery in my post.

In my old neighborhood, the Diwali lights just stayed up through Christmas and New Years. Our HOA had a 1 month rule for leaving holiday decorations on the house, but they didn’t dare try to enforce it until February. 😄

Jimmy John’s

The owner has been photographed with big game “trophies” of elephants and a leopard.

TW: deceased animals

Snopes fact check: true

This guy pisses me off so much. Hunting like this (where it’s private land, the staff do all the work of finding you a prize, & they basically point you at the endangered animal when it’s time to pull the trigger) is so obscene, grotesque, unnecessary, and self-fellating. Fuck this dude in particular.

Found more details on the ADHD study.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35440767/

I have a generic pair that were basically my shoes for chores around the yard (the yard is marshy in places). I rarely wore them to the store or out in general, but found them really comfortable.

Well, I go and break my big toe a few weeks ago. I have a velcro splint on it, and bought one of those post surgery shoes. It was clunky and awful. The best thing about it was the boxy toe area which helped keep me from stubbing my toe again.

I tried for maybe 2 days to wear it, but then I remembered my crocs. And they have been the perfect toe protectors, plus not being awkward to walk in.

I feel like we did a trial run for this in March of 2020. It didn’t go as hoped.

I made a battery from a potato once. Am I disqualified from office?

Leave it to this sub to craic a good joke

and if you’ve done your job well, there’s mud in all the cracks

You have a keen wit