Oh, come the fuck on…

When you can hear each others same jokes for the umpteenth time and still laugh.

Here at the GOP, we just want to control you and fuck your children.

He says they are also stupider, uglier, and have worse cars!

You’re talking about two different things. They were talking about heaven and hell as real, physical places that you go to after you die. You are using heaven and hell as metaphors for the real things that happen in life.

Tidus

The songs are catchy and the one about her husbands dick was hilarious.

I think it’s a good album.

So, he doesn’t play with dolls while he’s on the Hill.

Got it.

Anyone else see Darkwing Duck in that image at first?

7/16 - Rep. Lauren Boebert wants Matt Gaetz to lead special counsel investigation into Epstein files

7/18 - Matt Gaetz leads special council investigation into the Epstein files

7/19 - Matt Gaetz dies from masturbation-induced dehydration

Grunch

A friend of mine turned me on to pineapple and peanut butter on my burger. It is weirdly amazing.

Well fuck Nvidia, then.

Bummer.

Millwright specializing in water powered mills or a forest ranger.

Holy fuck! How many times did he go through it?!

Said it before i could!

Yeah, exactly. Keep the good, discard the bad. Fortunately, only my mom was abusive; dad was just a bigot and turned religious.

I had a good relationship with my dad, but he passed when I was 21. I’ve now been alive longer without a father than with one. He had major faults: racist, homophobic, and started going Baptist when he got cancer. If he had survived it, I think that downfall would have progressed and he’d be a fucking Maggot by now. I don’t think he’d get along well with his pansexual son, bisexual DIL and transgender grandkids. So, and this is not a good feeling, I’m a little appreciative of the fact the relationship ended when it was still good. But I’m haunted by what it would have been like if he survived. Like I said, we had a really good relationship. He taught me all kinds of outdoorsman skills, taught me how to keep family close, and how to honor my word. I don’t know if I could have handled if he survived and continued along that path.

My mom always lived for herself and was abusive. I still flinch when someone touches my face because she hit us so much. I cut ties on my wedding day almost 10 years ago and am much happier and healthier.

They both taught me how not to parent and as long as I keep in mind how their words and actions made me feel, I know how to be a good dad to my kids. I’m not going to say they did me a favor there, but I do rely on that lesson to guide me.