A friend of mine turned me on to pineapple and peanut butter on my burger. It is weirdly amazing.

Well fuck Nvidia, then.

Bummer.

Millwright specializing in water powered mills or a forest ranger.

Holy fuck! How many times did he go through it?!

Said it before i could!

Yeah, exactly. Keep the good, discard the bad. Fortunately, only my mom was abusive; dad was just a bigot and turned religious.

I had a good relationship with my dad, but he passed when I was 21. I’ve now been alive longer without a father than with one. He had major faults: racist, homophobic, and started going Baptist when he got cancer. If he had survived it, I think that downfall would have progressed and he’d be a fucking Maggot by now. I don’t think he’d get along well with his pansexual son, bisexual DIL and transgender grandkids. So, and this is not a good feeling, I’m a little appreciative of the fact the relationship ended when it was still good. But I’m haunted by what it would have been like if he survived. Like I said, we had a really good relationship. He taught me all kinds of outdoorsman skills, taught me how to keep family close, and how to honor my word. I don’t know if I could have handled if he survived and continued along that path.

My mom always lived for herself and was abusive. I still flinch when someone touches my face because she hit us so much. I cut ties on my wedding day almost 10 years ago and am much happier and healthier.

They both taught me how not to parent and as long as I keep in mind how their words and actions made me feel, I know how to be a good dad to my kids. I’m not going to say they did me a favor there, but I do rely on that lesson to guide me.

To balance out their dry, yeasty women?

Holy shit

They’re saying “Boo-urns!”

His wife doesn’t deserve this, but he sure as fuck does. I hope she uses this as an opportunity to reconsider at least one choice.

Oh my fucking god! I didn’t see that popcorn bag for a really long time.

I still have not gotten it. I was very conscientious about masks and social distancing and even have my vaccinations up to date just in case. But, I haven’t masked or social distanced in a long time, so now I’m just running on luck I guess.

Tim Cook is a CEO. His job is to make money for a board of directors and he does that job well. He is not interested in else because that is what a corporation is about.

Ah, don’t worry yourself about it!

I know, just making a stupid joke ;)

They didn’t even fucking try on this loss meme.

Ball his eyes out? Like with a melon baller?

Also, I hope your brother is alone forever.

Every person who has this “realization” that trump will be bad for them deserves to be smacked by everyone who wants to.