Front only, our pitchers also had a slit in the front to close the bag. You’re supposed to squish most of the air out to keep it fresher and close it to keep the milk from picking up fridge smells.

A friend of mine did a 4 foot party sub in high school, and pizza was commonly done by having it delivered to the non-alarmed emergency exits.

Gandalf fucked a hobbit.

I had a coworker apologizing for her appearance “What’s the big deal? You’re just not wearing makeup today.”, her and another older coworker were surprised and the older one stopped wearing makeup to work the next day with a smile on her face.

Get a Bluetooth shower speaker

LMAO I feel targeted

Im pretty sure they’re trying to do the H2G2 trick of using the finite probability engine to produce the infinite improbability engine.

Sounds like they should be doing some materials R&D while switching to renewable energy and conserving oil for materials. Imagine if we actually worked to solve problems instead of make profit.

The oil industry already only exists to support the oil industry, if I recall the majority of fuel usage is just moving oil and fuel around. Renewables are ready to replace oil, but greedy people are refusing to let go while they squeeze every last profit.

A decade back I had a coworker tell me about her white upper middle class brother in law serving time in prison for benefit fraud. I literally cannot stress to you enough how many of these people think it’s ok to lie on government forms to get more money.

I’ve had a theory for a long time that many of the “LGBT advocate/ally” voices that participate in the discourse aren’t actually doing so in our best interests. Many ways I’ve seen people who call themselves allies talk and act are more likely to push people away than educate.

Preferably I’d like if people could just let HP die and fade away, but beyond that just try not to give her royalty money, and if you can’t do that then at the least i don’t want to hear about it.

An old friend was once getting a ride to work in an escalade when a big ole lifted truck did some dick move, so she made a big truck small dick joke. It didn’t land well. When another friend dumped this man, we learned she called him turtle 🐢 due to how turtles can pull their head in.

You’re still generalizing too hard and ending up incorrect.

*organized religion or *Abrahamic religions (your choice)

*an excuse

*their deity

🤪 Few corrections there

These people can’t even follow societal ethics, let alone the dogma they set. Yet people will continue to swallow thought patterns whole for the freedom to not think.

They hand out 1GB businesscard labeled ones like table pens pretty often at vendor booths

It doesn’t work due to birth defect and botched surgery, all his kids are artificial insemination and that in addition to a trans daughter (he paid for only boys damnit) and his wife leaving him for a trans woman is why he’s big mad about trans people.

One place I used to live public transit was publicly funded and fares collected went towards supplementing road maintenance.

They’re sorting them like baby chickens.

In the US the process is to become too sick to work so you qualify for government assistance and hope some part of your safety net can keep you out of homelessness and cross your fingers for filling out paperwork correctly.