B.

I got the covids.

It’s not so bad if I have enough sugar, in water

You don’t need the internet to display that.

Have a metrics button that shows water and energy use. All you need are a few sensors (which are probably already included) and some simple scripts. Done.

The funny thing is the rapture actually happened. They didn’t get plucked. Maybe they should figure out why and be better people.

Get um, boys.

Aseedas? Well. Let’s see how we say that. Durp-de-durp. Ah-seed-a-moini-fins?

Ah, shit. Now I’ve got the spectrums.

His name is Bitey. He’s very sweet but don’t get your face too close.

How does your anus feel?

On the plus side, you can feed my cat now.

Not you.

I got raptured but I was hung up on my bedsheets and just floated in the bedroom for 20 minutes. I guess I’ll have to catch the next one.

Q: What’s the difference between Charlie Kirk and jokes about Charlie Kirk?

A: Charlie Kirk jokes can get old.

He dies on Christmas but they celebrate Trump day on Easter.

Charlie Kirk’s reactions? Like him leaning left right before he died?

That’s a hard joke for Charlie to swallow.