I like the suplex but it doesn’t need the dialog.

Give me twenty bucks and you can call me an asshole.

I mean, you can call me an asshole anyway, but I’ll take your twenty bucks.

Shanks are made for quick, shallow stabs. That’s why inmates are rarely stabbed a single time. It’s always quick, short strokes. You’re looking for infection or blood loss, not typically organ damage.

Yeah and a killjoy one. 6/7 isn’t hurting anyone.

It pops up in my head randomly like once a month and it always makes me chuckle.

What’s the matter compressor?

Nothing’s the matter, now that I fixed the matter compressor.

Kind of a click bait-y title. They claim there is no afterlife besides heaven, Hitler is dead, therefore Hitler went to heaven. In their mythology, hell doesn’t exist.

They’re also a raging antisemite who thinks the Nazis did nothing wrong and fascism is the only way to save America. So in a roundabout way the title isn’t that wrong.

If I’m not mistaken, dolphins can’t physically breathe through their mouth. Like, their mouth doesn’t have a tube that connects to their lungs. So figure 2 is the only way it could work.

Right, and the DNC already said they don’t care about the primaries. It’s like the weakest of the weak protests against Biden.

TIL. That’s nuts to me that opening windows is way more common in Europe but they’re just fine with bugs coming and going in their houses.

The comments jumping in to suck it’s dick is pretty concerning. “Not a safety issue but definitely awkward.”

Yeah, ok 🙄

I just watched the first episode and I’m hooked. It’s incredible. They so completely capture how RPGs make you so cool and popular.

Those are unhinged! I like the Catholic/Jewish/communism conspiracy ones though.

The worst was “Lisa,” where the father sexually abused his daughter, let’s his friend rape her as well, gives her herpes, then blames it on a porn addiction and his wife being cold to him. Oh, and Jesus forgives him so there’s no need to actually do anything with regards to his daughter.

You’re annoyingly right.

I’ve been careful to stick true to my bitching though. I’ve cut all but one streaming service and supplemented with piracy.

I’ve had a switch since the pandemic and my kids love it, but if I have to move systems to keep getting new games, we’ll be alright.

That’s only for specific fish parasites. Or else we could just freeze beef, thaw it and eat it raw.

I don’t know why everyone is defending body shaming as a shorthand for something undesirable.

It reeks of people saying they would never say the r word about someone neurodivergent, but defend it’s use for people they disagree with.

That and the edits of pizza cake are the two biggest things I miss.

And the porn, of course.

Here I am watching scrambled Sex and the City, wondering when it will get to the good part.

Yep, it was the only habitable parcel of land in the world with zero inhabitants until 1832. Jewish people and Palestinians both saw this weird chunk of land and realized they could just move there since no one else was there.

I’m on your side. Great B movie.