I once said that the biggest threat humanity faces isn’t climate change or nuclear war, but religion. By far.

People laughed.

Still laughing?

painful and gruesome deification

Hmm

I’m sure you could scarf down an entire party size bag of Doritos on your own as well. That doesn’t make it a good or preferred source of nutrition.

Try asking the kid if he can routinely scarf down a dozen eggs every morning. He won’t, unless he’s the size of Andre The Giant, because that’s actual food that will correctly signal satiety.

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/are-breakfast-cereals-healthy#sugar-carbs

Anyways I assume the story is referring to the industrial sludge Americans call “breakfast cereal”, garbage that is designed to be addictive. And not, say, some kind of ancestral Kashi type of thing.

If it were actual food, you wouldn’t be able to eat so much of it. Nothing in nature would have been easily available in industrial quantities like that, making it extremely unlikely we evolved to eat so much of it. It’s engineered to be that way.

That’s because that isn’t food.

damn it

Article is posted to the “world wide web” where mouth-breathing simpletons from around the world dare to comment.

Wtf?

I talked about Quebec.

Wtf?

Article talks about medical students, so did I.

Wtf?

I have analyzed your cerebral capacity to be exactly what modern medicine needs! Have you considered medical school? You’re a shoo-in!

The quality of doctors has declined to a shocking degree in just a generation.

Nothing, I’m a Quebecer maudit tabarnak, I can call ourselves the P word if I want. Heck if our esteemed PM could call us a “bande de mangeux de hot dogs”, what’s the problem?

https://campbellstrategies.com/parli/mangeur-de-hot-dogs/

And for the record, if you’re having difficulties parsing paragraphs, this story is about medical students, why would you infer I am talking about the whole province?

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It’s to prevent TEMPEST hackers from reading his screen, ergo his mind, through the walls.

Can I still use stuff from the '60s to about the late '90s?

Wait, that works!?

BRB!

Yes, sort of like if your kitchen is on fire but you also need to vacuum the living room. You should definitely focus on finishing the vacuuming before addressing the fire, because, you know, you can care about more than one thing.

I’m reminded of this type of absurdity every time my Creative T40 speakers auto-shut off after a few minutes of inactivity, and take 4 seconds to wake up again. Yes, that entire millijoule of (entirely renewable) electrical energy is making a huge difference.

Excuse me, I have to cancel a certain appointment.

I don’t even want to hold hands in public, I can not wrap my head around people going to these degenerate events and having everything on video.

Yeah but the morbidly-obese hang-gliding people videos are worth it!

On public transit, it bottoms out.

So wait, parenting means more than ejaculating a bunch of cells into a uterus? And I have to get off my phone and hand the kids something besides cans of Coke and bags of Oreos?