You can tell it’s a Tesla because of the way it is.

It’s the vets and active who respect trump that absolutely baffle me.

I mean, it’s been obvious for over a decade. When he came out warning about some obscure country that people should be wary of, and nobody (including him, to be clear) has ever heard of this “threatening” country or faction or whatever, with absolutely zero context or relevance to the US, and just happens to be in the crosshairs of Russia…. Yeah.

I am searching for this crazy-ass irrelevant unscripted tangent he went on, but when I search for “trump russian talking points opposing country”, even tossing “first term” in there, I am inundated with all of the recent talking points he has been making. This wasn’t Ukraine, by the way. I wish I remembered, but I have better things to do than dig through the historic tire fire that is this administration.

“What is the absolute dumbest fucking thing we can do this afternoon? I know!”

Remember kids, congress could put a stop to this tonight. And by “this”, I mean the trump presidency. Just think about that for a while.

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Interpreting “drop two weights” as “we need to ascend” only 90 minutes into the journey, right before the implosion, could mean they likely knew shit was about to go sideways. They were probably just starting to panic and then, pop.

And what a dickhead making his son go with him. Poor guy.

He still “earned” 753x more than the median Target salary. Crushing, I am sure. How will he ever survive?

Hast du deinen ausweis mit?

Says the man whose appearance conjures the scent of a day-old unwashed beer stein and a piss-soaked floor mat.

Snowflakes

“Party of freedom”, everyone.

Whoa. Got any more bombshells for us, President Obvious, or are those heading for Israel?

It’s like he does know, but also doesn’t. Dense AF

I too had a sensible chuckle. I do feel for the employees who just want to produce cars and innovate. Sure sucks being drowned by your own mother.

If you are aiming for offensive, “Dotard” is a (far) better word and it’s not actually as derogatory as it sounds. In fact, it’s perfectly cromulent and accurate.

1. an old person, especially one who has become physically weak or whose mental faculties have declined.

They are getting wrecked because the CEO is a Nazi schatze and other companies are innovating in a practical, deliverable manner and not selling vaporware.

That’s a good one-two punch in the grapes for any company.

So can we print out all 1470 convicted and sentenced Jan 6th insurrectionist’s mug shots, each with actual names and crimes (for reference purposes. Don’t want anyone to think these are all fake) and a giant “PARDONED” stamp above them all?

Maybe it will. Apart from money, ratings are about the only other thing he seems to care about. This is probably chewing him up inside. This seems like the sort of news that commands his attention. The sort of thing to raise his blood pressure.

It would be interesting if a stupid poll, the least amount of effort the public could politically participate in, becomes the straw that broke his back.

Gotta get the rumor mills churning. Someone has overheard someone discuss that leading into the next election cycle he intends to disarm the country to prevent resistance.

It’s true, I read it on the internet. Pass it along

As if his handling of COVID wasn’t a clear indication about who he really fought for. That whole thing was a total layup for his administration, and he absolutely fucked it at every conceivable opportunity. He made it political and caused who knows how many people to die because he had to be completely contradictory to the experts in the field whenever possible.

Absolutely mind boggling that people would give him the keys again. And that’s ignoring the mountain of other inconceivable shit he went out of his way to engage in. You remember, firing investigators investigating him, the felonies, the insurrection, the rape, blackmailing Ukraine to make false investigations against a political opponent, the unforced Russian propaganda, the profiting of hosting at his properties, the lies about Haitians, the pussy grabbing thing, the constant bullshit, the hiring fucking dolts, the crypto laundering, lying about the election, lying about nearly goddamned everything, the …

Our president folks, elected again. JFC

That will work too. But let’s not gatekeep on this one. Equal opportunity and all.