No, I grew up eating foods that I could be certain weren’t made up of 99% corn syrup.

Oh sorry, you’re right, there’s an address for more info. I shall scribe my correspondence post haste in order to discover the nature of the product on the shelf.

You know what else is odd? That you’re staunchly defending this label with barely any information on it. Pretty much every point you’ve made is “but why does it need information”…

I thought it was my EU brain interpreting it that way. The alternative, like your wine example, is basically a black market cut product anywhere else.

As other people said, in the EU with “honey blend” you’d expect a blend of different types of honey, as it wouldn’t be allowed to be call honey unless it was pure honey. Having to decipher “made with real honey” to mean “its not real honey” is just fucking odd. Flip it over and look at the ingredients and its just a list? Why no percentages?

Gourmet stuff comes in all sorts of weird packaging and shitty stuff comes in fancy packaging, so having to assume it is corn syrup because it’s in a bear shape is also weird.

No rules for food labelling is wild.

I thought botulism was the main threat.

I’m confused there are no packaging standards in the US. Is the first ingredient the largest? How do you know if there’s no percentage given?

If it’s at the point you need a tab manager, surely you could just use bookmarks.

Aha, so the real way to solve climate change is to buy more of your oil, but also build prohibitively expensive infrastructure to capture the pollution and shove it back underground.

Thanks $20mil a year earning, fracking championing, 17% increase in company carbon output making, caught on tape obstructing Congress climate legislation oil company CEO. Maybe you’ll get to be Trump’s secretary of state this time around like your predecessor was.

I always found the concept of spending a day running errands weird and see many TV shows mention this. I guess it’s a 20 minute drive to everything.

But how do you boik your potatoes?

Just go the whole hog: put the teabag in the bottle of water and microwave that.

I Googled them because I was interested. The answer is yes.

Sony failed to sue them, hoping to force them to block copyright breach adjacent DNS resolvers. That feels like a badge of honour.

Let those guys inherit the earth, they seem cool.

Fully remappable steering wheel buttons is a great idea.

My Jeep has it and it’s from 2018.

Oh no. I wish you the very best of sneeze avoidance.

That’s a lot of times. Do you generally ask everyone to sneeze in your mouth, or do you just eat a select few?

Do you think it’s a third time lucky rule?

It’s a slightly longer process to extract tea from a British émigré.