Glifted

I’m talking about puts-ketchup-on-popcorn Jamie Loftus

Ahhh yes history’s greatest monster Jamie Loftus

“WRRREEEEEE!” 👋💥💨🗽

I laughed pretty hard at the Manjaro one

I really enjoyed it when it came out. I wonder why reviews are “mixed” now

Edit: Just looked it up. Apparently it’s developed a lot of bugs since launch

I just switched back to Linux a week ago (Ubuntu Studio 24.04) from windows. I used to use Linux 15 years ago and I tried a lot of distros at that time. Eventually I landed on Crunchbang which I loved dearly.

Since it’s been awhile I wanted something fairly vanilla so Ubuntu Studio felt like a good start. I was planning on switching to something else (I hear we have Crunchbang++ now) after getting used to Linux again but I have kind of settled in to Ubuntu now. It feels a little sloppy but comfortable somehow.

Like most polish dishes it sounds like it would be disgusting, looks disgusting, and probably tastes surprisingly good

I used to be acquainted with a guy who would buy billboard time and put fake joke ads on them. This seems like something he’d put up

Discs are asexual. It’s why they can make offspring without a partner.

I want to be optimistic that the industry will learn from these failures but they only ever seem to learn the wrong lessons

Allegorical, but I have 2008 Mercedes C300 (W204). I purchased it in 2017 with 90k miles and I’m currently at 190k. It’s still my daily driver and overall I remain pretty happy with it.

The tl;dr of this car has been toyota-like reliability with maintenance/repairs being uncommon but more costly when they need to be done. I wouldn’t assume my experience is indicative of Mercedes overall.

I’m not a mechanic but I am an engineering technician and test driver in automotive T&V

This is great. It’s like Shitpost-Prime. Half the comments are complaining about how it doesn’t make sense.

No one has even noticed that

• A “mini-burger” already has a name and it isn’t “mini-burger”
• The standard soda can shown is not a big soda

Played this relentlessly back in the day. My family all rode snowmobiles so I was probably more into it than it deserved

Perhaps to you that’s the obvious solution, but my first thought would be to use an image editor. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Different strokes for different folks I suppose

Photoshop even

There’s this stuff they give you before a colonoscopy. I don’t know what it’s called but it will get the job done

I used to use DuckDuckGo but I found it wasn’t very good. Haven’t tried in a few years though

You beautiful bastard, that’s exactly the kind of thing I was looking for.

I’m bookmarking that page. Thank you!

I’m so frustrated with the internet right now. My wife started making Castile soap and I’m trying to find out if its some fu-fu-berry-bullshit or like an actual decent soap. Google is feeding me momfluencers (which range from ‘fine but there is no accountability’ to blatant grifters) and sites that are simply trying to sell this stuff. I’m going to try again with kagi tonight, but it’s still very frustrating that I never know what to trust anymore. The bullshit is coming faster than I’m able to handle it

It’s pretty funny as a satire