Really fucked that headline clear up.

Standard can of beer is 12 oz, and there are 32ish oz in a liter.

Damn I forgot all about this guy.

Feathery?

Calling someone/something a Turkey is a colloquial insult.

Fun fact: Employees of the SPAM Corporation aren’t allowed to refer to Spam emails as such, instead they call them as “Unwanted Emails,” instead.

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Yes, but it describes it as hog tied, which is your feet ti d to your hands behind your back. I don’t think I could hog tie myself, let alone hang myself after.

Emailing the Kremlin is also fucking hilarious.

But…but I don’t wanna be executed.

Rename the ballroom to the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom.

I recall hearing it got blown off in WWI.

Juggalo president confirmed?

Nice. In my house we refer to saving scraps as investing in the stock market.

Sometimes people know the name of what street they’re on from memory.

I really struggle to understand the purpose of gated communities. As a workmen type dude who has regularly had to go into these places, every time I’m stuck at a gate calling someone to open up, without fail someone else waiting behind me will buzz me in no questions asked. Also usually nothing stopping you from walking around the gate, sure you can’t bring a car in, but other than that nothing stopping you.

Big Ken M energy.

Piss baby.

It’s also fun if you think of digitally in the sense of fingers.

Me first!

As a child my mother would sing this to me whenever I wanted something at the store.