Piss baby.

It’s also fun if you think of digitally in the sense of fingers.

Me first!

As a child my mother would sing this to me whenever I wanted something at the store.

It’s just terrible to think about. Someone doing that to poor innocent drugs.

Hell yeah brother.

Read Galapagos by Kurt Vonnegut.

It’s always the most wrong when the answer is stated confidently. When it says this appears to be, or this might be, it’s often right.

That’s how I caught the gay. Finger poked through the TP and touched my b-hole. Never been the same since.

Lol, no can’t say that I did.

Maaan, I was at an RV park some years ago camping, and there’s the restroom ya know. Anyway in all my times in the restroom, I never heard none of these chuds I was surrounded by wash their hands once.

Like take a piss and not wash is one thing, if yer pecker’s clean, and ya didn’t piss on yerself, no harm no foul, but to lay a nasty dookie, wipe yer hemroided ass and just waltz back to the BBQ is fuckin’ foul.

Read glands instead of grands accidentally.

3 1/2 to 1? What the fuck kinda ratio is that?

Is there a way I can read this? Tried the Internet archive and you can read it for a paragraph and then it resets to the sign in screen.

Right?! The article links twice to tickets, something smells fishy.

Buuuuut you also don’t get to go to heaven if you kill yourself, idk how killing Hitler balances that out.

Noted.

The price was right, but the after care was nothing to write home about.

Fetal alcohol syndrome.

I forget his name. Guy who capped the Minnesota dem state reps.