If I was some crazy schizophrenic religious nut job, I’d say God is punishing states like Texas with severe weather due to shit like this…but I know it’s just awful weather patterns from Global Warming…which is also Texas’s fault by a lot so I’m not too far off either way

What do we do? I’m so scared 🥺

https://youtu.be/xyo4Kp2OVUI?si=FIowBbwUSmr2fMj7

Joke but okay. Also way to assume a person’s identity

Someone feed that boi

I’m going through residency right now and every day I experience a different episode from Scrubs. It’s scary how accurate it can be, even for how long it’s been since it came out

HEY!

The number of apps I just stopped using because of this shit is ridiculous. I feel most bad for older customers who probably don’t realize they’re losing features and paying more for their subscriptions. They probably don’t know how to properly sail the high seas either so they don’t have a choice when wanting to watch their favorite shows. Oh well fuck it, Max can keep this up until they want to join Netflix up on the dusty shelf of bullshit streaming services that can suck my dick.

Soups, Gatorade, ginger ale, saltine crackers, DayQuil, cough drops, comfy pajamas, blanket, and gaming ALL FUCKING day