You are braver than I am.

Keep trying hard and stay in school, maybe some day you could roll with that none pizza left beef kind of money.

His site was some prime early internet comedy. I think he went on to be pretty prolific in various media, so maybe you’ve consumed a novel’s worth of his content.

EDIT: he invented none pizza with left beef, just had to mention that for the uninformed.

https://thesneeze.com/steve-dont-eat-it-vol-7/

Taste testing!

Is this a joke? Why do I need both hands to record a voice note with a phone?

Why, obviously you need one hand to hold the earpiece to your ear, the other to tap the cradle and get the operator, whom you can ask to write something down for you. What a maroon.

If they win I guess I just stop watching…things forever?

If they win I guess I just stop watching movies forever?

O-ring

I remember hearing about this shift of theirs way back in the early Windows 10 days and thinking, “That sounds like suicidal stupidity but maybe there’s something I don’t know?”

Nope. It’s exactly as I thought.

It’s demeaning to an entire population. Pretty much the definition of a slur.

Censor a swear word but leave in the slur? Feels like right-wing humor.

You must be about a million years old because that’s how long this picture’s been on the internet.

I don’t mind a nostalgic meme but this whole “caption it like I did it” thing is just annoying.

Fair enough. It’s got some solid spectacle so I’d be down for a big screen rerelease. Pity nobody actually liked it enough to warrant one. Oh well.

It does everything it can to improve the book and a lot of those decisions are phenomenal. But it’s still not a good movie. I just love it dearly.

Ready Player One. It’s a terrible movie that adapts a terrible book, but for some reason the vibe just entertains me and makes me feel comfortable. I don’t know either.

Hear hear. The Game Gear was basically a portable Sega Master System only better. Can you imagine Nintendo putting out a whole-ass portable NES? They didn’t have the balls.

To this day, one of my favorite gifts I ever received, way back in Christmas of checks notes 360 B.C.

This is why I don’t watch It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The writing is brilliant, hilarious satire that I think America is far too stupid not to take as an instruction manual.

They run a lab. They should know better.

I take it as shorthand for “without known harmful chemicals, probably, also, we think you’re an idiot”.