You must be about a million years old because that’s how long this picture’s been on the internet.

I don’t mind a nostalgic meme but this whole “caption it like I did it” thing is just annoying.

Fair enough. It’s got some solid spectacle so I’d be down for a big screen rerelease. Pity nobody actually liked it enough to warrant one. Oh well.

It does everything it can to improve the book and a lot of those decisions are phenomenal. But it’s still not a good movie. I just love it dearly.

Ready Player One. It’s a terrible movie that adapts a terrible book, but for some reason the vibe just entertains me and makes me feel comfortable. I don’t know either.

Hear hear. The Game Gear was basically a portable Sega Master System only better. Can you imagine Nintendo putting out a whole-ass portable NES? They didn’t have the balls.

To this day, one of my favorite gifts I ever received, way back in Christmas of checks notes 360 B.C.

This is why I don’t watch It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The writing is brilliant, hilarious satire that I think America is far too stupid not to take as an instruction manual.

They run a lab. They should know better.

I take it as shorthand for “without known harmful chemicals, probably, also, we think you’re an idiot”.

I knew someone who ate a chemical once and they died so it must be true.

I hate the “chemicals bad” nonsense. It’s ignorant fearmongering. Meanwhile I eat chemicals for breakfast.

Kinda gives new meaning to the term “war hero”.

You’re both right. Capitalism selects for psychopathy and gives them power to flourish.

Nice try but you’re not going to out-stupid our head of state. 🫡🇺🇸🤡

Shut up, Moon Moon

You’re a low quality person.

System Shock 2 is in my top 3 games of all time.

Cut a strip of vinyl siding, cardboard, whatever, about two inches wide and eight to ten inches long. Drive a nail through it at the centerline about an inch from the end. Remove the nail. Cut a slit from the nail hole to the end down the centerline.

Now if you need to drive a nail just out of reach or hammer one in without risking your fingers, just stick a nail in the hole, set it with a few strikes, then tug to pull the strip away.

This is a recipe for a classic “frame someone for your own murder”.

Make sure you have a library card and an account in Libby/Overdrive. Ebooks galore.