Wow, I assumed this was just some lighthearted trolling. I think they might actually be upset.

Nelson Mandela, of the Smiths fame.

What are we supposed to tip with? Shit is so expensive it’s tough to afford eating out at all and when we do go out, we pay more for less and it’s often made poorly compared to what it once was.

Maybe 5 years? I beat the shit out of my pants, I could probably patch them and make them last longer but their days would definitely be numbered.

Terrible news.

Good for him.

You don’t say…

UNSUBSCRIBE!

Don’t tell me what to do.

That list keeps getting smaller

Yeah, I guess not.

Nice try but you can’t fool me, that’s clearly oreo ice cream.

Nothing wrong with crossposting

Has !aneurysmposting vibes

You can also mash them, boil them, or put them in a stew.

You could use a potato, don’t need crazy specs

I appreciate the suggestion, but I want a modern one with good specs and I’m really not a fan of Samsung phones after a series of bad experiences with them.

I want a legit physical keyboard flagship

Epoxy?

You think your Roku wouldn’t snitch on you?