Hail corporate!
What could possibly go wrong?
Simple Plan is a great movie
He really is Teflon Don
Thought this was common knowledge by now
I had a 2600 but was always jealous of my friend’s intellivision the baseball game looked better and played better.
Mid tide?
Musk taking Ls left and right
The Artist Formerly Known As Cake Day or TAFKACD if you’re into the whole brevity thing.
Tonight on “Don’t be gay, kids.”….
Saved me a click
It’s too hot
Fuck google. Bring back infoseek
Anyway, here’s Brown Eyed Girl
Oooh, the dead body of Owen Wilson.
“Bitchy Kamala, that’s b-I-t-c-h-y Kamala thinks I’m weird. “
Whatever you say Captain Guyliner