BOston BAked beans.

I’m shocked. I thought they’d release him with a complimentary handjob.

Fuck.

Sarah Winchester wasn’t haunted by anything but this joke.

Megaman Zero, so I’m awesome, but fucked.

Yeah, when I saw “I don’t even know what Southern Strategy means” I knew you were in for a ride.

You’re going to need this.

https://lemmy.world/post/50674148

For the same reason they crowdfunded The Hole.

SpaceX price is going up on this news.

I think too many sites run on Google AdSense (if it’s even still called that) for that to be a problem. If they give up on Google, there’s not much point.

Who in the world downvoted you within 3 hours on a 4 day old thread?!

Also, recipe blogs are a great source of information on shrinkflation. Going to the store to look for a package size that no longer exists is fun.

It would be, anyway. I have one for review and improvement.

Some of these responses are so nuts that they might be your aunts conspiring to fuck with you. Or caterers desperate to sell one more plate. It’s like they never visit graves or even talk about the person that died again. Are you even ever going to see these people again?

Fuck what your dad wants. Ask your mom/siblings if they need the support, if you like them. And if you do go, you can literally fart on your aunts. I can’t fathom why people want you to engage with people who make your life worse for no gain. Yeah, smile for your boss because you need the paycheck, but this?

When you’re a murderer, every problem looks like a victim.

Trevenant by a wide margin. Followed by Pumpkaboo.

Minus the lobotomies, that’s still happening.

It’s load bearing.

Got to be Circe. But chickens instead of pigs.

Dignity and Grace are strippers. It’s actually a confession.