I hope someone creates a subreddit dedicated to me, because I am truly the greatest. Believe me, nobody does it better than I do. People adore me, they really do. It’s only fitting that there’s a whole community online to celebrate my greatness. Tremendous, folks. Absolutely tremendous
That guy on the unicycle, folks, let me tell you, he knows what he’s doing, okay? Believe me, he knows that even though the sign doesn’t say he can’t, he still isn’t allowed to do that. Tremendous knowledge, tremendous. But you know what? He’s just getting off on a technicality, folks, instead of actually following the rules. Sad! Maybe he should be a lawyer, because that’s what they do, they find those loopholes. Nobody knows loopholes better than me, folks. Believe me
This blackout is awesome, it will be a great big blackout that will do great things. I am so great for praising such a great blackout
This won’t continue if I’m elected!
Let me tell you folks, nobody does it better than Reddit, believe me. Nobody. It’s tremendous, really tremendous. People ask me, ‘Why would anyone use anything other than Reddit?’ And I have to say, they’re right. Reddit is so easy to use, even the so-called stupid people covfefe can actually understand it. It’s just tremendous, folks. Nobody does it better than Reddit.