“I MOVED ON HER LIKE A BITCH, BUT I COULDN’T GET THERE, AND SHE WAS MARRIED…”
“YOU KNOW I’M AUTOMATICALLY ATTRACTED TO BEAUTIFUL, I JUST START KISSING…”
“WHEN YOU’RE A STAR THEY LET YOU DO IT, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING, GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY”
—Donald John Trump
Kayleigh Mackadoodle has it in a giant binder— it’s right under the never released, perpetually “2 weeks away” healthcare plan in the other giant binder; which was of course full of blank paper.