Tehran in response says, no not really.

Tesler delivering poor performance on an extremely delayed rollout: 📉

Tesler’s clearly manipulated stock price: 📈

Lil’ chubbers Vance. What a little kid.

Oooo salmon hats— so hot right now!

He excels at burning hunks of metal at extremely high temperatures. I thought the Cybertruck was the pinnacle but alas.

Karp + Musk + Thiel + Vance + Trump = 💩

It’s all pipes! What’s the difference?

Eastman chugs cock

“Well I wanna hear what FOX News says first before I make up my mind about breathing…”

—MAGA

Airing out the vulva

I wonder how many times Donny has banged #4. 🤮

Quid pro bro complete.

Oil lobby up Duffy’s duff massaging Sean’s tiny dust puffing prostate.

Words to ‘belive’ by

It doesn’t matter what you say, just ask Jim Jordan

What is this all about? They are called Bush’s beans for a reason!

It’s already done

The shart of the meal

Fuck the Republicans especially; but also, fuck the feckless Democrats

That site is batshit, they tried to pair me with my mummy