The Deaf community is very insulure as well

Wait until you get a fishing buddy, and you start gifting him tackle. Then a few days later you realize that hey you miss that rod you had, so you decide to buy another, but now they’re like an extra $100 then they used to be. So you pick up ot at work but now your whole week is thrown off, and you can’t find the motivation to go down to bass pro, buy a rod, reel, and line and tackle because you’ve worked 70 hours this week, and you figure it’ll be best to wait until next week to do it.

Next week rolls around but car registration is due and you decide to use your hobby budget instead break into your savings. Now you’re back where you started. To make matters worse the guy you gifted the rod to isn’t into fishing anymore.

How has nobody recommended you beat one out?

Always shake hands with an old friend before you shake hands with a new friend.

Reddit just has sooo much of the niche stuff that i image it’ll probably always be the dom porn social media (unless reddit pulls a tumbler).

The guy who shot john Wikes Booth was once solicited by prostitutes. He was so so appalled by his boner that he decided to castrate himself with pinking shears (scissors). He then goes to church and walks it off before seeing a doctor.

The real sad part is that he was undeniably driven insane by his work as a hat maker. Fur hats were shaped and then brushed with mercury, which led to hat makers getting mercury poisoning from the fumes.

Basically the poor guy melted his brain, chopped of his balls, enlisted into the union army and was forced to march on a boken leg, killed the most infamous man in the world, and was then locked up in an asylum.

Rhymes are the ultimate form of comedy and dick jokes are funny no matter a person’s age.

I used to love making clay soldiers as a child. Maybe I’ll start again.

Now you’re interacting with me! Does it harsh your mellow?

Lets make an exception ;)

No harm no foul right?

Usually I can logic my way out of feeling bad, but I just feel so crushed rn over something objectively stupid. Like i feel a literal weight on my chest.

I don’t want to trama dump on you but you’re right. What’s wrong with me doesn’t have a simple solution and it only ever ends one way.

All cheese is valid. Even swiss

I dont believe you.

$20. It was alright ig

Well it’s because I’m site security , and while technically yes it’s within my scope of employment, that phone should’ve been answered by the previous 2 shifts, or the other security officer working the desk with that phone.

I’m not sure why the boss decided I should do it.

Having porkchops for dinner?

Im old fashioned but i still think only dicks drive bmw’s