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I would totally say “I saw insert thing on the way to work today,” and would have assumed that would be the natural way to say it, but now I’m questioning that

Obligatory link:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s9HyDRpJrsw&pp=ygURMiBtaW51dGUncyBub3RpY2U%3D

Southern?

That probably called for a /s… that one is kind of deserved honestly

The horn is the forbidden button, I’ve only used it once in my life. Although I do wish we had like a “friendly” horn I could honk if somebody left their blinkers on, or their gas metal plate thingie open…

Privileged and racist AND every type of phobic!

Ohmy god, watt are you even talking about. It’s just being amped up by the media.

I’m 18 and I’ve seen both a check and a fax machine! My father has check books lying around, and I’m an electrician so I saw the owners bring a fax machine into a rehab center we were working at.

Made a deal with a demon to finally get the thing straight

Every time I see a dremel, I wonder… what if?

Just wear a sweater bro

Big government doesn’t want you to know this, but we have a 0.69420 cent coin as well

Priorities right there

The texture of popsicle sticks makes me want to go to a factory that produces them, and throw 100 popsicle sticks into the machinery

I live here! There aren’t many residential areas within half a mile of the site, the “downtown” area of Cleves is about a mile away, so the biggest damage to me personally is just that the grocery store is closed… hopefully it stays that minor, and goodluck to those who did have to evacuate

Edit: as of at least 6:30 PM, the roads are opened back up and evac order lifted. Just drove through there, still trucks and workers all around it, but seems to be wrapping up without too much incident that I’ve heard of anyways

Why

My favorite percussion instrument, “alarm device”

Somebody had a fire drill during band class and said “write that down, write that down!”

Nice

Now this is some masterful storytelling, fantastic read, and thank you for sharing

It isn’t, .to was the official site. If you look at the about page, they even call themselves .to a couple times where I assume they forgot to change their copy and paste