“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie. Cool”

• Abed Nadir

I was about to say the same thing….

He’s not really being charged with hush money but how he gave the hush money. In simplistic terms he laundered money to not make it seem like he paid off a porn star. That’s what is illegal.

Not in the slightest. I don’t care if they know my darkest kinks. That’s life. Everyone has something out of the ordinary that appeals to them. I owe no one any explanation for it. Nothing I enjoy is illegal so let them see.

If it needs to be my high school years pretty much anything Stephen King. I remember reading “The Stand” and “It” in high school so those would be my best bet.

Leaning towards “It”. When it gets to THAT part in the caves with the kids I’ll say something like:

“Trust me, what I have to say will be less traumatic than what Mr. King spat out in some weird cocaine high… listen…”

I literally LOL’d the headline.