Colonel Sanders

Wait, you mean this isn’t from actual porn?

sighs and zips up fucking unbelievable…

• said one teammate to the other in the locker room

Willing to bet most of her partners do, too…

I laughed way too hard at this. If I could, I’d make one small change though. Waldorf and Statler laugh like “DOHOHOHO” not “DAHAHAHA” but that might be a translation thing

So it’s like a party where you’re responsible for building the venue, providing the entertainment, the refreshments, and the party itself.

Yeah super comparable.

(Just to clarify I’m not defending shitty streaming services and I sail the seas myself, just can’t stand people with their “iTs JuSt ThAt EaSy” attitudes when it comes to certain things or trying to convince people that don’t have the kind of expertise or resources to do the thing they’re pushing)

I must be weird, or maybe it’s because I used to date someone like Grey, but the impression I got about green is not that they said that because they didn’t want to go out anyway, it was that they were glad grey revealed themselves to be uninterested in them even if it was kind of in a sleazeball way, acting like it was just fine to cancel last minute to go be with someone else.

More like green was happy grey pretty much just sent up a red flag and confirmed that they dodged a bullet.

Not sure how it is in other countries, but I always assumed that a “life” sentence at least in the US just meant anything over 25 years

While the authenticity of this is dubious, I don’t think OP knows what a pyramid scheme is…

Look up MLM (Multi-Level Marketing) schemes if you need a reference point.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: We have a HUGE Apathy epidemic right now, and it mostly affects younger people (Gen Z on down mostly but some younger millennials too). I think this is mostly because they were born too late to realize that things don’t actually have to be this way and could in fact be better if people just…tried. But they’ve been beaten down and had the phrase “that’s just how it is/always been” beaten into them so much that they just stopped caring.

To be fair, there was an episode of KotH where Bobby and Peggy discover that charcoal was actually superior to propane when it came to taste. It was a whole big thing and hilarious to watch them try to keep it a secret from Hank lol

It’s a clean burning fuel I tell you hwat

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.

How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know!

Nothing grinds my gears more than looking for a tech solution / coding solution to a problem, only to find one other person had the same issue, and then finding that the original post was either deleted like in OPs, or just “nevermind I fixed it”.