Hogwash! It’s impossible for Berlin to have any traffic, all the cars are on the Autobahn, and they always go fast. Always. Nobody ever goes slow on the Autobahn. It’s actually illegal to go slow in Germany. You can cruise through Berlin at 200 MPH (but never slower than 100 MPH, that’s illegal) anytime of day thanks to the Autobahn dramatic reverb

No, but they definitely don’t have traffic in Germany. They have the Autobahn, the perfect solution to any and every traffic problem that could ever exist.

Guy wouldn’t know majesty if it bit him in the face!

-that happened once

Computer over. Virus = very yes

Wow, TIL that we have a cricket team.

A good tactic when going against a shardblade.

Maybe if the police actually took steps to prevent robbery, or do literally anything to recover stolen property, people wouldn’t feel the need to try and do it themselves.

Me running to the bathroom after getting halfway through with the 3rd cup.

Pretty similar to what’s going on with Twitter right now.

Let’s be fair here. While that is the point of the Scott and Ramona story, the movie didn’t really put a lot of effort into portraying that. The comics went a little more deeply into that dynamic and fleshing out the relationship, it was still pretty much the background against the character personality showcasing, and over the top dramatic fights. The movie really did nail the vibe and the characters but the whole “I think I learned something” and the end of the movie really downplays the “lesson” of the whole plot. So much so that I don’t think Scott himself even fully understood the actual lesson he just learned. Just that what he was doing was wrong, and needed to change, but not why and what exactly it was he needed to change.

Great movie for sure, even better comic series, but a deep complex plot it isn’t.

In the end, nothing. I had a good solid 9 months of a job I loved, with decent enough pay. But then tanks to corporate execs laid off the entire IT team and outsourced it to a staffing company and reduced the size of the team from 100+ to about 8.

I’m still there because I still need the pay, but now it’s just like every other garbage corporate job out there. Miserable and soul sucking.

I have 2 year old twins… I get it.

I mean it’s wrong and I would never do that, but I get it.

I think it’s a mindflyer parasite. If you hear it talking to you, make sure not to listen.

You should know better than to pick up a duck in a dungeon. Lose 2 levels.

Man, I can’t wait until the day I don’t exist anymore. My existential crisis is that I’m currently forced into existing.

Any position in a corporation other than executive.

Yeah, but over $1k is less than $6K. So… Worth it?

Oh man, my friend bought that game and has been trying to get us to play it, but I had twins, and have not more time for board games. It looked fun though

When he wanted to remind us to turn off lights, he’d yell “save electrodes!”

When he was splitting wood with the “kabunger” (splitting maul) he’d yell “katabuungie!” When he swung.

When he’d drop wood on his toe he’d yell “GOTDAMMITSONOFABITCHGRAAH”

Idk man, I’ve never gotten married and it’s been fine for me. My girlfriend and I have been together for 14 years, have 2 kids, and our family is all that has kept me going through this shitty world. Never married though, so many there is some truth to the advice.