Everyone’s talking like he’s won the mayorship already.

That’ll be the day I switch phones.

Yes, raw white onion.

I worry that even if everything was right in my life it still wouldn’t be enough. Passion has become so rare.

Calm down, it’s a TV.

He didn’t do it.

And if he did, god bless that real patriot.

Luigi Mangione confirmed to me there really is a loosely organized cabal of extremely rich people keeping the flow of information under control.

He forgets the last word as the next one comes out.

Genuinely seems like 50% of reddit is now bots.

Imagine if Trump got individually 9/11ed

9/11 is a fraction of a fraction of the horror the U.S has unleashed on other countries.

America is a den of self righteous fuckwits.

The money goes to the war hawks, not the teenagers that actually end up fighting and dying. That’s why it keeps happening. People in power put a price and bodies and they’re entirely happy with the payout. Doesn’t cost them a drop of sweat, an inkling of blood, a modicum of effort. Just sign here and unleash those kids to the grinder. Sweet sweet money comes from their deaths. How honorable.

America bombs a country - Great military action

Country attacks back - Insurgent act of terrorism

My stepdad worked hard all his life. He managed to buy his own plane and fly it all around. To some flying up in a plane might seem somewhat insignificant, but most people never get to fly at all.

We’ve only got so much time to get a plane.

A ballroom on taxpayers dime while the wealth gap widens and the immigrants are blamed for it all.

The autonomous taxis near me are legit more expensive than lift and Uber, the only time I tried to use it at least.

They’ve also got agents watching you inside the autonomous taxi at all times, so that’s fun.

Why are Christians so afraid of their God given bodies

Might be one of the most relevant uses of this reference.

It’s bad. It’s gotten to the point that I’m actually going outside.

I’ve seen douchenozzles on LinkedIn talking about how they make fake reddit threads to promote their product. They acted like it was such a good thing too.