This is why we tie herrings into origami birds using tinfoil rhomboids, like they did in 438 BCE to avoid syphilis.

So, it listens all day, records everything you say or anyone near you says (regardless of their permission), and transmits it to a central server for processing, then returns an AI slop edition?

And those who have one paid full price?

The wrong people have money everywhere.

I’d suggest Lunarica, but constructing or comprehending even a shoddy portmanteau like that is far beyond his capabilities.

Not only will we not build them, if he builds them for himself or vandalizes current monuments, we’ll tear them down and recycle the material or sell it to provide free gender affirming care for trans people. Then we’ll start public fundraisers for rebuilding the trump monuments so that the magat cult volunteers MORE money for–You guessed it!–the cycle to repeat until nobody would give a dime for a trump product as it should have been for all time.

The writers of Black Mirror should sue every time someone steals one of their plots to make money.

Must be a pretty healthy person too.

Taxes themselves are not theft, but the misuse of those taxes (such as waging purposeless war, refurbishing your gifted airplane emoluments, funneling money to a family member’s private business, putting public money into crypto scams, or vandalizing public monuments) is a kind of theft.

He was medically a moron before he had a small stroke. Now he shits himself constantly, can’t remember which country ending in N he started a war with, and can’t name the president of the United States as far back as 2025. If it wasn’t for Steven Miller animating his corpse, he’d be in a burn pit under 6’ of effluent already.

Oh for sure. And doesn’t the Bible say how it’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven? We must confiscate the wealth of all those poor billionaires at once for the salvation of their souls!

Just don’t go

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In this world, shipmates, sin that pays its way can travel freely and without a passport; whereas Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.

-Herman Melville

“From each according to their means to each according to their greed.”

-Marx Twain probably

I had an opportunity to converse with one of the people whose work resulted in those body scanners they use in the airport. He brought this up casually as a kind of boast, like he genuinely believed the product of his work was amazing and essential. He thought I was being an asshole for being unimpressed and that being unimpressed was a personal slight. He had no concept of the down sides of such technology, or the actualized potential for abuse, or the reality that the amount of abuse vastly outnumbers the successful intended uses.

Maybe that kind of work takes a certain mindset, like how it’s easier to get rich as a sociopath?