I shit, therefore I post

Well that’s a bold comment, let’s see how it plays out

Only Pharrell can prevent forest fires… damn those damn cuts to the forestry service

Nah to be goth would mean Trump would have an overwhelming sense of empathy - which we all know is impossible

I’m in this comic and I don’t like it

I don’t see no leaning peens though

Nice ball on that peen

Genetics

Jesus, that’s like thinking shitheads on Facebook know more than scientists

He is? Well god damnit

Of course he didn’t do it, we were doing shots down at o’paddies at the time, no way he did it, you all saw us there, didn’t you?

I’M CANT EVEN SAVE MYSELF!

Shit Lila is lucky, have you guys been paying attention to “existing” lately? This shit sucks

Imma encite you soooo hard

Oh why you gotta talk so dirty to this little chatbot

Why would you use docker when you could use podman?

Officer, this is the guy

Don’t worry a quick million to the criminal in chief and that silly recall will go away