Too many cooks.

Yeah. That would be fine. Agreed, don’t be dumb kids (and everyone else).

Hahaha. Sorry, that went way over my head. That’s pretty good.

Prawn.

Someone mentioned it below, but the non-evolved version is the many egg ones. Eggsecute? Spelling is probably wrong.

Haha. Good one.

Anyone reading this and doesn’t know: bleach and quantity ammonium compounds or other amine-containing compounds (urea) can create chloramine gas (which is just as bad as chlorine gas (it technically does make chlorine gas, but reacts with amines to make chloramine gas). Which is deadly in enclosed places in sufficient concentration. Not sure how much would be made with urine, but ammonia and bleach mixing has killed people (and still does)

Moral of the story: don’t mix cleaners unless you know exactly what you’re doing.

This has been my Ted Talk.

Is that the Russian lathe video?

Everyone knows after you pee in a sink you gotta wash a bunch of water down after. At least I hope they do.

Haha. Good point. Also good luck with anyone being able to do that.

It’s been optimized over 100s (1000s probably) of years. It’s definitely better because of it.

This (at least I think) exactly. There were so many deaths at birth/during childhood from things that are easily fixed now. I’ve also seen some places say if you made it to the teens, you’re pretty likely to hit 50ish.

Ant long seems like it would be short.

Haha yes. I forgot how old that one was. Thank you for not being lazy ass poster, as I was.

There’s an XKCD for that, but I’m lazy.

Yeah, sorry, my post came off much more confrontational than I wanted. Not my intention.

But yeah, I know I have to do therapy. Thankfully I’m in a country that it’s at least one somewhat covered. As you said, I just need to find the right one (tried one a while ago and couldn’t open up to her).

We definitely have some different reasons for drinking, but I think it all comes down to what you’re saying. You need to find something that works for you.

Thank you very much for your reply, I sincerely mean it. I’ve sort of been trying to taper off (slowly) and think I’m ready to reach out to someone (a therapist or psychologist).

Your post definitely helped with that. Thank you.

I loved those.

Hmmm. Fine. I’ll take it.

Could we get some more pixels?

Out of all the other mothers, I would never have dreamed of asking you.

You make it sound easy (no disrespect on my part, I’m sure it wasn’t easy at all).

But what worked for you?

Again no disrespect, feel free to dm me if you want.

Forcefully insert them into your anus.