Stolen meme aswell

from random import uniform
from time import sleep

target = input("Enter target to hack:")

print(f'--Hacking {target}--')
print('initiating ~~anal penetration~~ backdoor entry')

for progress in range(0,100,20):
    print(f'Hacking {target}: {progress}%')
    sleep(uniform(1,3))
print(f'{target} hacked successfully')

Debian’s pretty good, but you can always use RHEL with a free account too