Gambling addiction is a medical issue in exactly the same way every other addiction is a medical issue. We are busy designing a world of addictions, due to the profit motive. Food, games, phones, all have been cynically designed to be as addictive as possible and lure in the children that conservatives claim to be so concerned about. It’s time to ban conservatives and solve this problem and all the other problems that are caused by too much conservatism. The only thing they don’t conserve is the environment, which is collapsing around us.

Make America white again

These guys were the first against the wall, come the revolution.

That’s the spirit

Feeling concern for the welfare of a corporation is a lot like caring for a lion or some other large predator. You don’t want to see it suffer but you know that it could turn on you at any moment, when it’s convenient for them.

We are wistful for the days when our biggest problem was getting rid of kings and queens. Our first order of business is getting rid of bigots and racists. Then we can focus on alleviating the stranglehold of business, which will clear the path for dealing with climate change and investing in our health and education.

Who gives a fuck about the travails of corporations on the internet?

English people. The Scottish, Welsh and Irish mostly disapprove of the monarchy. Very few people aside from the English actually like these people. I guess that goes with the territory of being a billionaire family for hundreds of years.

How big are your pockets?

Jokes on you, I already watch them at 0.5x speed

They’re working on it.

You horny bastards

You son of a bitch

I love confident people explaining how a supply chain works in an advanced economy, especially when they have no clue how any of this stuff is made.

You hate to see it, whomp whomp

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The successful candidate

Jokes on you, I already have crabs

You could also argue that this was a very old man. Is god asleep at the wheel?