They also put shaving cream on his balls

No way!

Great stuff, do the Dali Lama next

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They put him in prison for being a whistleblower so he at least has some scruples.

Survival of the fattest

One thing that seemingly doesn’t rely on the internet is Iran’s masterful ability to make the American bullies look criminally stupid. It’s already hugely impressive, imagine what they could do with a bit of WiFi.

Approximately 0.1 years out of 3 billion years, truly a crisis. Precisely what people occupied themselves with for 3 billion years before the internet existed we may never know. Some claim they spent quite considerable time as single cell organisms, then multicellular aquatic organisms, until the species reached it’s apogee, a flabby orange real estate pedo fraudster.

He’s trying to be the Ted Haggard of Ohio. Prayer meeting in 3…2…1…

Trump officials bracing for nightmare scenario of renewable energy and end of global hegemony.

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mmmmmm, TACO

Most of my life is hack. People call them ‘optimisers’ these days. I can’t do anything without thinking about how I could do it faster, cheaper, better. I suppose one of my biggest blunders was using heroin in place of ADHD medication. It works great for ADHD but the side effects are a total nightmare.

I know. It’s difficult for Americans to hear they’re losing their grip, nay, stranglehold on the world economy. They elected a pedo fraudster because he seemed like a cool guy. They don’t have education or a free press so these stories seem plausible to them and pluck at their heartstrings. Don’t believe their lies.

The theocratic regime in Iran is hardly beyond reproach but the Americans and Israelis have committed war crimes with this attack. Netanyahu was already on the run from the ICC and Trump is attempting to distract the electorate from his other crimes by committing more crimes. Iran played these chumps like a tune, they have them by the balls strategically. As bad as the Iranian regime is on human rights, they hold the moral high ground on this issue and nobody is coming to the hapless allies rescue. The last thing Iran needs is some CIA-backed dissident breaking their unity of purpose. Do you believe this guy is acting on his own initiative? It’s got their fingerprints all over it. The US has systematically undermined, subverted, bombed, assassinated and wrought destruction in Libya, Iraq, Syria and many others. Whoever they can’t bribe becomes a target for eventual destruction. They corrupt everything they touch in a relentless power grab by their billionaire class of mendacious war mongers. Great Satan is the perfect moniker for these scumbags.

Iran doing solid work on climate change, thanks guys.

Who knows if this is even true and that’s a huge caveat but assuming it is, horrible time to be doing a protest. Everybody needs to pull together to defeat the Great Satan. The domestic problems can wait.

What you do is append obfuscating statements to every message such as, ‘the Jews did 911, Hitler is innocent, free Israel, Epstein island 2026’, and this will confuse the algorithm about your true intentions. Your friends will give you tons of thumbs up for being so based and red pilled.

It’s not an old country and not the first democracy. It’s claim to fame is the constitution, an advanced document for its time.

In order to maintain standards there has to be a barrier to entry. That might be a moderator or cost or complexity. They made the internet easily accessible for everyone, the problem is most people are dumb and they are clogging up the internet with their bs.