With the government executing this message to our youth, I think they’ll work as well as the anti-piracy ones back in the day.

You Wouldn’t Steal a Car

This is what you get when fuck with the pure equation.

Same for online recipes. The content you want is never at the top.

Looks like you might want something non-traditional so without knowing anything about yiur budget, lifestyle, yard size, or HOA here’s some random ideas:

• Dog/squirrel obstacle course
• Ice rink (DIY/kit)
• Chicken coop
• Duck/koi pond
• Miniature hedge maze
• Observatory
• Yurt

Full bath- nice. Bonus option if you go with a new water heatee: tank vs tankless. Good luck with your renovation.

Not a super thorough answer but if you’re thinking about a full bathroom vs a half, one thing that may come up is the current size of your water heater and the size of your family. 3 showers running simultaneously and/or water appliances may warrant getting a larger size heater which will add to the price of the project.

Are they a fire chief or something? See a firefighters emblem on the front plate. Barring an emergency still no excuse for parking like a dick though…

2nd option: “I saw who broke into your car. Call me at (leave fake #)”

I have done foot flushing as well but only for the nastiest of public bathrooms. I get the ickiness feeling too at times but I generally try to be respectful to the general condition of the bathroom so it doesnt trigger a bad domino effect. Nothing more jarring than going into a nice bathroom and seeing a set of shoeprints on the seat. Then other people start doing the same if they know the seats been contaminated.

For me it’s the automatic toilet flashers. Not at home as I don’t expect it there, but it’s almost gotten me in those nice office or mall bathrooms that don’t have them. I wipe, get up, and walk away. Then walk back if I’m not distracted enough to NOT hear a flush.

Early bird gets the triangle.