you just mansplained a dad joke.

Another fun fact: people with orange hair are called redheads because orange is a relatively new word and orange used to be just a shade of red.

you’re in a dangerous loop.

I think you mean Airplane! mode.

It is the response I dreamt of for this sub. I just kept laughing. I also think this was generated by an AI.

sigh.

Okay, thank you for setting me straight.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Facts are behind a paywall and bullshit flows for free.

Corporations invented Jaywalking to pass the problem of death by vehicle from the manufacturer to the victim. Corporations invented the concept of Litterbug to shift blame from the makers of trash to the disposers of trash. Corporations invented the concept of the personal carbon footprint to shift the blame from the makers of carbon to the users of carbon.

This is just the same thing. Corporations are good at this.

This is why we need better education in the US.

Also, this is why we can’t have healthcare. We don’t know why we deserve it.

I was talking to a person once about single-payer Canadian healthcare. And she said, but what if someone doesn’t work? Should they still get it?

[I mean, yes.]

I said, how come you don’t ask that question about cops and firefighters? You don’t say, well if someone doesn’t work, should the firefighter’s come to their house if there is a fire? We have single-payer police insurance and single-payer firefighter insurance.

But after the fire, you’re on your own!

America! Fuck, yeah.

We found some good players in the last few windows.

Twitter is like The Producers in that the owner seems like he’s trying to destroy and also they’ve introduced nazis.

I was a Digg! refugee.