In America they put you in prison for quoting the president at an inappropriate time.

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Sell car.

Donate to church.

GGEZ

Church: no re

I wouldn’t hold my breath

THE LARGEST MOST COMMONLY WATCHED BEST FUNDED MEDIA OUTLET ISNT MAINSTREAM MEDIA!!1!

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You can reuse the santorum, it’s much more useful.

Hey good thing we saved up all that decorum though right!

How do you square the very concept of murder with your statement?

I dearly regret Charlies tragic passing.

When I initially heard the news I was hoping he was in for a half a century of quadriplegia with destroyed vocal cords.

Human history is nothing but a series of people figuring out how to get along with eachother.

I loled.

Looks deeply into the eyes of 226 years of immunology.

“Friends, yes. Just… friends.”

I also see this as a minutely beneficial distraction.

Every second this moronic toddler with the nuclear football spends chasing treats is one less he can spend blabbering his fucking gums or breaking shit.

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*Available jobs statistized here primarily ‘synthetic jobs’ posted to give the illusion of growth

And the prices? Oh nothing will fundamentally change 😉

Them Missisissys gonna beat us to all that sweet healthcare savins!

I just had a compound fracture to my Tibia and fibia so getting up is a bitch. But God. It’s going to be a long hard road to me giving up this urinal bottle.