Diet soda?

I’ll stick to Kirkland vodka thanks.

Idk count to a trillion and check.

You guys know the joke about how pets and their owners start to resemble each other?

Yes. If you want to deport innocent people. move to the Pacific garbage patch.

“huh I guess you can just buy a Fidel Castro hat?”

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Left victim with a nosebleed.

This seems, quite unlikely. If dunking is all that occurred.

I’ll be making the rather unpopular assumption that the family who raised the kid who dunked a stranger his own age in a public pool and then involved law enforcement also stooped to lying about the injury.

That dunking is probably the most competent parenting that child will ever receive.

They only need enough to fill a few town halls a year and cry on the news every other political cycle.

They could give a fuck if the rest blow their brains out or drink themselves to death.

JD Vance in the most unlikely scenario imaginable.

“Guess I’ll just pardon him?”

If it’s black; fight back

If it’s brown; lay down

If it’s white; goodnight

Sweet gig if you can get it.

Je moet die cijfers omhoog zien te krijgen

The people we have to affect aren’t troubled by underaged rape or treason. Only homophobia. Pick the knife for the fight.

Homocracy

In America they put you in prison for quoting the president at an inappropriate time.

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Sell car.

Donate to church.

GGEZ

Church: no re

I wouldn’t hold my breath

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