Okay well mr dom daddy why don’t you come over and teach me some korean then

While not quite salty enough, I made same absolute banging chicken alfredo today, and the naan-dough I made has risen impressively

Also worth mentioning is that he “allegedly” stole that poster in the first place, so he probably didn’t even do any crimes, he was just picked as a political tool

I used to have a phone with a bugged touch screen, making pinch to zoom unusable, so I found out that on android you can zoom by double tapping and then holding and sliding your finger up or down. I think it only works on apps where double tap is zoom.

Finally, the CUM captains assemble

My motherboard only has one m.2 slot, and I don’t want to run an OS from a SATA drive or buy any more adapters and drives so I do need to wipe it all

I use Windows 10, and I think about switching to Linux all the time. I just feel like i need atleast two whole days to backup all my important stuff, to wipe all drives clean, to config everything, but I just don’t know when I have those 2-3 days

I’ve shoplifted at a self-checkout once, because the bag of chips i was trying to scan kept bugging out the machine

I have absolutely no problem being like this, until I encounter a type of person that unironically says “you don’t talk much, huh”

Bro thats dangerous we actually need to make the earth hotter so it doesnt totally freeze up bro

Its not ment to be cleanable, just single use - hence the rubber gloves

anasnas

= they are looking to improve AI hands

Whoa we share a birthday, though I’m turning 23 haha. I’m putting the odds of a supreme catastrophic event at like 66% but other than that I feel pretty same

Yea if that is indeed 900 megabytes, that is less than a GameCube disc

I watched Departed twice, not knowing it was a remake and I enjoyed it quite a bit. But after seeing Inferal Affairs I have to agree the Departed is a bit too “extra”, and the original is way more rewatchable than the remake

I tried fingering my prostate once, I was surprised how easily my finger slipped in with plentiful lubing, however it was really messy (I did absolute no planning at all, I just tried it in the shower) and I couldn’t quite reach the good spot with my finger comfortably.

I don’t have any context either but to me it seems like the physical sign got covered for some reason so now they’re cashing in on it on social media. That’s just my guess though

That’s the girl this meme is about?

72 virgins? Nah, give me 72 of your nastiest, baddest sluts and I’ll bomb the nearest kindergarden right this second