I have always loved Rammstein and I still do, however this summer their vocalist was accused of sexual abuse of fans or something but the lawyers found no offense so nothing happened, though apparently they did have a manager for finding hot fans for the band’s aftershow parties which is kinda nasty but not illegal

Sharp as a cue ball

Okay but now you yourself just posted an ad on this website. You should have atleast blurred the product If you’re gonna complain about advertising

Does it have to be titanium?

Males only, though women can voluntarily join If they want. The arrival batch for my brigade had about 1100 males and 70 females

Here in Finland I am currently doing The military service and yea it kinda sucks but I do feel its necessary for a country like Finland. Its “only” 165-347 -days long and a very big Part of Finnish culture, so I don’t feel that Bad about it. It also really makes you grow as a person, having to tolerate all the bullshit that we have to do and we learn a lot of useful skills for Day to Day Life.

Different genitals. But all genders have bladders so why the hell wouldn’t the insurance just cover it for everyone

My guess: Airsoft or paintball MilSim (Military-Simulation) operation. OP is a sniper. There is an ambush. Long-shot: re-enactment of The killing of Osama Bin Laden. OP’s crush is there. OP’s butthole is sore, so they want a few days of no toilets to allow their bottom to heal.

My guess: Airsoft/paintball whatever MilSim operation.

Edit: OP is a sniper in said operation. Perhaps re-enactment of The killing of Osama Bin Laden?

Thats hilarious, well done!

My social-anxiety-causing-diarrhea -ass would hate this so much