I said yes quite vocally when I read this. I’m not even American, but that’s how desperate I am for some good news.

Fuck’s sake, country and world; get your shit together.

Google seems to suggest they’re some sort of fintech company out of South Africa? Either way if that’s their product then I’d run a mile in the other direction, and then another just be sure.

Wait, I didn’t even realise Williams F1 was involved…

The headline says largest, not first?

Microsoft installs security updates automatically.

When you say ran everything, what kinda stuff?

Everyone is assuming it’s some intern pushing a release out accidentally or a lack of QA but Microsoft also pushed out July security updates that have been causing bsods on the 9th(?). These aren’t optional either.

What’s the likelihood that the CS file was tested on devices that hadn’t got the latest windows security update and it was an unholy union of both those things that’s caused this meltdown. The timelines do potentially line up when you consider your average agile delivery cadence.

Also, enterprise infrastructure running on a Mac? It’s something I’ve never heard of in over a decade and a half of working in tech. And now I’m curious. Is it a thing?

Bartering is back on the menu bois

When is he going to take to the sea?

Mainly use Spotify and vinyl.

Talk about chalk and cheese…

This is 100% a flex.

Ah the Ferrari delivery methodology. Love it.

Oh wow. You got me. I was thinking more on the lines of an underdog but you woofed me.

Can you elaborate on the cool stuff?

I know you’re only joking but fuck me, given the way things have gone this century…