I would really rather that these were actual examples, and not conspiracy theories. We all have our own unsubstantiated ideas about what shadowy no-gooders are doing, but I’d rather hear about things that are actually happening.

  • dellish@lemmy.world
    1292·
    1 year ago

    Vaccines will give you autism, microchips, actual diseases etc. It’s one of the best medical breakthroughs in history and we have idiots ruining it.

    • Azzu@lemm.ee
      1·
      1 year ago

      I got the vaccine and currently have autism, microchips and an actual disease! Checkmate!

      Though I’m pretty sure they’re all not connected to each other.

        • Azzu@lemm.ee
          1·
          1 year ago

          “vaccines will give you microchips” - nowhere does it say that the microchips will be given to me in a way that they end up in me. Maybe they’re just a nice side present that comes in the same box as the vaccine.

          “I […] currently have […] microchips” - nowhere does it say I have them in me, just that I have them. I have them in my desktop computer, phone, and other electronical devices, and I’ve currently not shoved my smart dildo up my ass, so all outside me.