Luckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agoYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectmessage-squaremessage-square278fedilinkarrow-up1132arrow-down115file-text
arrow-up1117arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square278fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareAdi2121@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 years agoThe ability to touch a book to instantly know its content.
minus-squarekakes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·2 years agoTurns out, the books you touch are actually quite satisfied and content.
minus-squaredystop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 years agoIt only works if you touch it with your penis.
minus-squareAdulated_Aspersion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoThere are no downsides. Perfect.
minus-squarewattanao@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 years agoThe title of the book appears somewhere on your skin, and if removed you will forget any knowledge from that book, whether you obtained it through reading or your power. The titles must be legible, and cannot overlap.
minus-squaresayabulegila@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 years agobut you must feel a paper cut from every single page of knowledge
minus-squareguillaumegus@lemmy.fmhy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoBetter print smaller then!
minus-squaresayabulegila@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoooh, good thought! guess you could upload books and print them in nano-sized font
minus-squareeltimablo@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoEvery book you encounter will always be written in a language you don’t speak.
minus-squaretr00st@lemmy.tr00st.co.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down3·2 years ago… but every page becomes blank just before you touch it.
The ability to touch a book to instantly know its content.
Turns out, the books you touch are actually quite satisfied and content.
It only works if you touch it with your penis.
There are no downsides. Perfect.
The title of the book appears somewhere on your skin, and if removed you will forget any knowledge from that book, whether you obtained it through reading or your power. The titles must be legible, and cannot overlap.
but you must feel a paper cut from every single page of knowledge
Better print smaller then!
ooh, good thought! guess you could upload books and print them in nano-sized font
Every book you encounter will always be written in a language you don’t speak.
… but every page becomes blank just before you touch it.