fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours agoTrump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBSwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up1634arrow-down15
arrow-up1629arrow-down1external-linkTrump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBSwww.independent.co.ukfossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours agomessage-square75fedilink
minus-squarebuddascrayon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 hours agoSomebody needs to just wave something shiny in front of him to distract him from this stupid idea.
minus-squareTja@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 hours agoAn put a tariff on movies so he doesn’t do it again! Oh, wait…
minus-squareZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 hours agoNext up on truth social: ONE OF MY SUBORDINATES JINGLED HIS KEYS IN FRONT OF ME FOR HOURS. I HAVE NEVER HAD THIS MUCH ENJOYMENT IN MY LIFE. MAKE JINGLING KEYS GREAT AGAIN!
Somebody needs to just wave something shiny in front of him to distract him from this stupid idea.
An put a tariff on movies so he doesn’t do it again! Oh, wait…
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