Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoWhat's the biggest "Green Flag" that could be misinterpreted as a "Red Flag"?message-squaremessage-square117fedilinkarrow-up1166arrow-down112
arrow-up1154arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the biggest "Green Flag" that could be misinterpreted as a "Red Flag"?Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square117fedilink
minus-squarebfg9k@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45·1 year agoMy wife and I have a whole system: one grunt = I love you / thanks two grunts = I want attention and love one long grunt = I am in whine mode and want to talk about it two short grunts = I want to fuck you three short grunts = I’m hungry and want snacks
minus-squaremycatiskai@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 year agoWhat happens if you don’t hear the first of three short grunts? Does one of you wonder why the other one is naked when they really just want a burrito?
minus-squareBlankmann@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 year agoTim? How’s Mr. Wilson these days? lol
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoSo the cherries and whipped cream are for five grunts. Interesting.
My wife and I have a whole system:
What happens if you don’t hear the first of three short grunts? Does one of you wonder why the other one is naked when they really just want a burrito?
¿Por que no los dos?
Tim? How’s Mr. Wilson these days? lol
So the cherries and whipped cream are for five grunts. Interesting.
Haha this is wholesome! 💗