ickplant@lemmy.world to Futurama @lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoAlways cracks me uplemmy.worldimagemessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1321arrow-down13
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minus-squarestinerman@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·1 day agoI explained to my wife that most men would rather have a vagina attached to a fish than a human torso attached to whatever a fish has down there.
minus-squarePrehensile_cloaca @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 hours agoI also choose that guy’s dead fish
minus-squarenon_burglar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·23 hours agoHow was your night on the sofa?
minus-squareSpitefulSprite@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·21 hours agoBut having offspring is so much easier when she just lays her eggs and He deposits his seed over them… 😭 lmao
I explained to my wife that most men would rather have a vagina attached to a fish than a human torso attached to whatever a fish has down there.
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I also choose that guy’s dead fish
How was your night on the sofa?
But having offspring is so much easier when she just lays her eggs and He deposits his seed over them… 😭 lmao