Smoothbrain criminals. “America has been hit by…struck by a smoothbrain criminal!”

[Chorus]

America, are you okay? (I don’t know)

Will you tell us that you’re okay? (I don’t know)

There’s a felon at the window (I don’t know)

Then Trump struck you, a crescendo America? (I don’t know)

Trump came onto your apartment (I don’t know)

Left white stains on the carpet (I don’t know why, baby)

And then she ran into the bedroom (Help me)

She were struck down

It was your doom America (Dag gone it)