Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Why don't zombies eat kids dressed as ghosts?

141

Why don't zombies eat kids dressed as ghosts?

Lethal@lemmy.world to

Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Because they taste like sheet!

Chat

Kutsuya@lemmy.world
link
fedilink
English
arrow-up
2·
1 year ago
Aw sheet
- Speckle@lemmy.world
  link
  fedilink
  English
  arrow-up
  2·
  1 year ago
  The sheet has really hit the fan

Dad Jokes@lemmy.world

dadjokes@lemmy.world

Create a post

You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !dadjokes@lemmy.world

Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
Follow Lemmy.World Code of Conduct

Visibility: Public

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

580 users / day
1.41K users / week
3.04K users / month
7.01K users / 6 months
1 local subscriber
15.5K subscribers
1.08K Posts
4.9K Comments
Modlog

mods:
loopy@lemmy.world