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oleorun@real.lemmy.fan to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

Not just for kids: Goldfish crackers announces name change to appeal to adult snackers

www.usatoday.com

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Not just for kids: Goldfish crackers announces name change to appeal to adult snackers

www.usatoday.com

oleorun@real.lemmy.fan to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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The beloved Goldfish crackers new name will temporarily be Chilean Sea Bass Crackers, the brand announced Wednesday.

cross-posted from: https://real.lemmy.fan/post/7604429

Marketing majors stay fed and housed for another year.

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    I thought you were joking. How is this not the Onion?

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      It’s nottheonion 🙃

      Edit: also it’s marketing! It works. It got us talking about a snack product that no one ever talks about. We’re doing it right now.

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        i was just talking about goldfish two days ago

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          I was just talking about Goldfish an hour ago when I got some Goldfish for me and my kid.

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            I was just talking about Chilean Sea Bass and how much I detest fish in general!

            This new name puts me off.

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        Unfortunately thinking about them dredges up memories of the taste of cardboard. So I will not be buying them.

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        And while I hate that, it isn’t going to result in me buying any of said shit tier snack

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