• ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      I enjoyed that call exactly once, when I left Comcast for RCN.

      “I’m calling to cancel my service.”

      “Why?”

      “RCN offers twice the download speeds for half what you charge. Can you beat that?”

      “…I’ll switch you to cancellations.”

      • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        11 months ago

        Same experience.

        “Hello! I’m calling to cancel.”

        “Why?”

        “They’re installing gigabit in my house next week and it’s 20USD less than the 100 megabit I’m paying for right now.”

        “….okay!”

    • hmonkey@lemy.lol
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      11 months ago

      The moving thing worked for me, I just said I’m moving back in with my parents and they have amazing Internet. Like to me that’s a checkmate, they can’t say anything