ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 3 months agoWe used to be able to just take a duck and now, in this political climate, it's a problem?! SMHslrpnk.netimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1270arrow-down18
arrow-up1262arrow-down1imageWe used to be able to just take a duck and now, in this political climate, it's a problem?! SMHslrpnk.netByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 3 months agomessage-square13fedilink
minus-squareDwemthy (he/him)@lemdro.idlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·3 months agoThe ducks in the park are indeed free: no rent, no job, all the underwater bugs they can eat, predators lurking at every turn, and a genital arms race
minus-squareshottymcb@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 months agoThank you for reminding me of the duck rape arms race. I had blocked out the reason behind the corkscrew penis.
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoBallistic corkscrew penis. 0 to full in .5 seconds.
The ducks in the park are indeed free: no rent, no job, all the underwater bugs they can eat, predators lurking at every turn, and a genital arms race
Thank you for reminding me of the duck rape arms race. I had blocked out the reason behind the corkscrew penis.
Ballistic corkscrew penis.
0 to full in .5 seconds.