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lemmyng@lemmy.ca
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to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

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  • Apepollo11@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Even imagining this pronunciation hurts my ears.

    • Fester@lemm.ee
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      2 years ago

      Was - Wroissant

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      I just realized that I had no fucking clue how to even write croissant, which was surprisingly difficult to look up. lol So I guess it would be croiss’nt.

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        2 years ago

        croissain’t.

        • DarkThoughts@fedia.io
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          2 years ago

          Sounds too holy.

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      I didn’t get it until I read this.

    • Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 years ago

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKUBMgtwy4o

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